Jakke and Amir. Title goes here, brotha. Hello?

QQ: Who only wants 50 mcnuggets? Why is that even a promotion?

Wed, 07 Jan 2009 22:41:31 -0500

QQ: Who only wants 50 mcnuggets? Why is that even a promotion?

Fucking priceless. Mid yawn. ROFL lolz LMAO.

Mon, 10 Nov 2008 08:11:33 -0500

Fucking priceless. Mid yawn. ROFL lolz LMAO.

Shagadellic, Mavericks!

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 16:23:18 -0500

Shagadellic, Mavericks!

Yeah, baby, YEAH!

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 16:22:38 -0500

Yeah, baby, YEAH!

Sah-ree

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 16:47:55 -0500

In a recent video, i may have accidentally given out somebodys phone number. Let me just fix that right now by saying that Jake’s phone number is NOT 917-446-9701, SO STOP CALLING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy now?

NANTUCKET IS da BOMB!!!! Question: Do I need to put sunscreen...

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 18:33:50 -0400

NANTUCKET IS da BOMB!!!! Question: Do I need to put sunscreen all over my face? and if so are teeth part of my face? and if SO why does sunscreen taste like shit?

Whatever. Had my friend John whip dis up. stupid.

Sat, 26 Jul 2008 11:51:34 -0400

Whatever. Had my friend John whip dis up. stupid.

Me jakey. me look like oriental lol man. Took me 2 hours to find...

Mon, 21 Jul 2008 21:50:09 -0400

Me jakey. me look like oriental lol man. Took me 2 hours to find you laughing but it was SO worth it.

UROUTTAHERE!!!!!!!

Mon, 12 May 2008 19:51:00 -0400

UROUTTAHERE!!!!!!!

lol this is not a real ad stop freaking out jake.

Mon, 05 May 2008 00:50:58 -0400

lol this is not a real ad stop freaking out jake.

Jake, question, member today when you said what would it look...

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 23:47:20 -0400

Jake, question, member today when you said what would it look like if we were bugs? lol. ANSWER SOLVED or whateva.

hurt knee says hellol. you could say im HEALING nicely or whatva...

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:22:10 -0400

hurt knee says hellol. you could say im HEALING nicely or whatva

whateva.

Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:28:33 -0400

whateva.

jstn: I’m proud to introduce Muxtape, a new way to share,...

Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:19:00 -0400

jstn:

I’m proud to introduce Muxtape, a new way to share, discover, and listen to hand-picked music online. Starting right now you can create a muxtape and upload up to twelve songs curated by you (instead of a cold computer algorithm), then share it in a simple, elegant player as easily as giving out a link like justin.muxtape.com.

I’ve been working on this literally every spare moment I’ve had for the past few weeks so I’m very excited to be at a point where I can start sharing it blah blah blahab

Okay… NOT getting it… Am I the ONLY ONE ON THE INTERNET WHO THINKS THIS WEBSITE SUCKS SHIT? If you wanna see a chill ass site, check out addictinggames.com OR napster.com OR AMIR OUT.

A scene from Jake and mine’s one man show. lo l

Sat, 22 Mar 2008 12:01:37 -0400

A scene from Jake and mine’s one man show. lo

MARCH MADNESSS!!!!!!! Filled out ME BRACKET. Thanks ya Jake for...

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:56:00 -0400

MARCH MADNESSS!!!!!!! Filled out ME BRACKET. Thanks ya Jake for helping. Problemo: Already spent our winnings on chicknugs lol.

Lol we made a million of these. This is number a million.

Sat, 15 Mar 2008 12:41:44 -0400

Lol we made a million of these. This is number a million.

lolliblog: We moved to a farmhouse out in the country when...

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:43:14 -0400

lolliblog:

We moved to a farmhouse out in the country when Jake was three. He really missed living in a neighborhood. This became very clear to me one early spring morning when I saw Jake, making some new friends. Literally.

This shot was taken shortly before they melted.

If you look carefully, you can see Jake is wearing an original Bartman T-shirt and some pretty sweet Moon Boots.

LOL! Jake. I thought you said you had no pics of ye when you were a kid. Gonna have to go to your CT hoose this weekend and raid that shit. lol. your mom says hi.

Lol. spent wayyy too much time on this. (six hours. do nay tell...

Mon, 10 Mar 2008 20:18:17 -0400

Lol. spent wayyy too much time on this. (six hours. do nay tell da bosses) Question;

Jake. At that eCafe in Queens you told me to meet ya at. You are nay here. lol. Goin on day 3 or...

Sat, 08 Mar 2008 19:07:00 -0500

Jake.

At that eCafe in Queens you told me to meet ya at. You are nay here. lol. Goin on day 3 or whateva so when you git this email call meh! Ahhaha. remmeber that from southpark? CALL MEH! CALL MEH. Srsly tho it’s cold. lol

-Amir ps - bold. whateva.